sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
BRING THE BAGELS
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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