but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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