I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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