absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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