I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Even my vagina gasped.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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