would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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