GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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