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Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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