Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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