I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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