...so i touched it.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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