all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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