Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
The police scanner is talking about you again....
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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