Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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