i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
are you so shy because you have an std?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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