she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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