i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
