Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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