And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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