That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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