problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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