There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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