let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
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Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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