You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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