You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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