That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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