He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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