her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
That accounts for only three of the penises
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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