strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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