yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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