I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
