'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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