Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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