so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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