I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I have aggressive nipples.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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