Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
