Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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