no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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