i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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