we're blogging at a bar
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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