so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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