I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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