i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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