C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
