I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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