Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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