I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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