honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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