I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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