with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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