"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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