At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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