I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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