I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
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